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Restaurant Review
Red Dragon

It was a mini-adventure just to find this restaurant. And not because it's difficult to find, because it's not. The windows are very loudly bordered with purple neon that directly faces the street. The problem was with the directions we were given from an advertisement. The sheet stated that the restaurant was on the northwest corner of a particular intersection, and it was slightly north in an entirely different plaza. To make matters worse, there actually is a Chinese restaurant on the corner of that intersection, so I can only imagine how much business they were giving to their competition. It took a phone call to find the actual location.

Feature Article
Hiking Four Peaks
by Nick Coons

Yes, it finally happened. This past weekend, I spent Saturday hiking Four Peaks. The emphasis here is on "finally", though it was definitely worth the wait. Our original plan was to drive as close to the top as possible, and then hike to the very top of Brown's Peak (the highest of the four) to get the best view possible. But, it didn't really go as planned.

Arizona Dry Humor / Jokes
Joke Of The Week

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe.

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'" said the lawyer.

Farmer Joe responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the......."

"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question -- Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?"

Farmer Joe said, "Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road..."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the questions."

By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie."

Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side.

"I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me.

He said, "Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?"
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