Refer a friend to the Arizona Paths Newsletter:
"You know you live in Arizona when...
...you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron."
Los Dos Molinos
"Some like it hot." Whether you remember that as a set of song lyrics from years ago, or the slogan painted on the front of Los Dos Molinos, keep one thing in mind -- The food is very spicy.
Five Places In Arizona You Don't Know You're Missing
by Crystal Coons
While it may not be prime time of year to be jet setting on a vacation to Arizona, it sure is great time to plan one for the upcoming fall season. When the temperature starts to drop, the tourists come flooding. But aside from the obvious tourist traps, there's a lot more to the state that you can miss while you're taking time out to enjoy this great state. Forget the Grand Canyon and Scottsdale, here's a list of the top five Arizona destinations that are most overlooked:
Arizona Dry Humor / Jokes
Joke Of The Week
A man on a horse rode through miles of the sun-drenched desert searching for some sign of life. His supplies were running low when his horse died.
Now on foot, he desperately sought refuge from the heat, and, most importantly, a source for water.
Suddenly, he came across a vendor in the middle of the desert.
"Thank God I found you!" the man cried. "Please help me. I'm in dire need of some water."
"Well," said the vendor, "I don't have any water. But would you like to buy one of these fine ties."
"What am I going to do with a tie?" the man asked.
"That's what I'm selling sir. If you don't like it, I can't help you."
The man left the vendor and walked on for many more miles, praying each minute that he would find refuge from the scorching sun.
His eyes squinted a bunch of times when he came across a restaurant in the distance. Unable to comprehend a restaurant located in the middle of the desert, he assumed the place was a mirage, but decided to check it out anyway.
As he approached the door, his mouth opened in amazement, seeing that the place actually existed.
The doorman stopped him before he entered.
"Excuse me sir," the doorman said, "But you can't come in here without a tie!"