Refer a friend to the Arizona Paths Newsletter:
"You know you live in Arizona when...
...you run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace."
BJ's Restaurant & Brewery
A frequent hangout for a few of my friends, but a first time visit for me, BJ's Restaurant & Brewery is a fun and relaxing place to sit and talk on the far south end of the Chandler Fashion Center mall. Upon arrival, we were seated promptly at a table that would easily accommodate all five of us.
Phil Collins - Farewell Tour
by Nick Coons
Phil Collins, one of the best drummers ever to have lived, stepped foot into Phoenix and performed a wonderful show this evening. This was only one stop on his farewell tour, though he has been performing live in Phoenix for over 30 years. Along with myself, I know a lot of people will be sad to see him give up touring on a large scale.
Arizona Dry Humor / Jokes
Joke Of The Week
An Arizonan and a Texan were driving through Arizona one afternoon. As they drove down the highway, the Arizonan pointed out the sights.
Pointing out the car window, the Arizonan notes, "Look, over there is a cattle ranch."
"We have cattle ranches that are at least twice that size in Texas," claimed the Texan.
They drove on for another hour, and the Arizonan pointed out an area of cotton fields.
"In Texas, we have cotton fields that are much bigger than that," noted the Texan.
By this time, the Arizonan was starting to get annoyed. Not wanting to be outdone, he continued driving. An hour later, they reached northwestern Arizona. The Texan looks out the window at the Grand Canyon, points, and asks, "What is that?"
Without missing a beat, the Arizonan replies, "Don't you have irrgation ditches in Texas?"