Refer a friend to the Arizona Paths Newsletter:
"You know you live in Arizona when...
...you run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace."
Nick & Willy's Pizza
The first time my Mom saw this restaurant, she asked if my Grandfather and I had started our own restaurant. I had hoped he'd created some massive revenue generating engine as a surprise to me. Unfortunately, I'm not at all related to these restaurants.
by Nick Coons
I am happy to say that I've made it over to the Salt River recently and have been able to take some good pictures. It was a little difficult finding a suitable location. I first went to the top of A-Mountain near ASU in hopes of getting a good view from the very top. However, the river wasn't very visible past the lake, which is there anyway, so any pictures of that wouldn't be very impressive.
Arizona Dry Humor / Jokes
Joke Of The Week
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Arizona. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Arizona. We settle small disagreements like this with the Arizona Three Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the Arizona Three Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot! Now, it's my turn!"
The old farmer grinned and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck!"