Refer a friend to the Arizona Paths Newsletter:
"You know you live in Arizona when...
...you can be in the snow, and then drive for an hour and it will be more than 100 degrees."
Here's another one of those downtown discoveries. It was a little bit of a walk from our office; probably farther than I wanted to go. Do you know what I discovered? I don't want to go back.
by Nick Coons
There's a little thermometer in my Jeep that tells me the outside temperature. It's not 100% accurate, but it's pretty darn close. When it gets hotter, the number on the digital display goes up; and when it gets colder, it goes down. It's really pretty simple.
Arizona Dry Humor / Jokes
Joke Of The Week
A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. He then asked to buy 100 chicks.
"That's a lot of chicks," commented the proprietor.
"I mean business," the city slicker replied.
A week later the yuppie was back again. "I need another 100 chicks," he said.
"Boy, you are serious about this chicken farming," the man told him.
"Yeah," the yuppie replied. "If I can iron out a few problems."
"Problems?" asked the proprietor.
"Yeah," replied the yuppie, "I think I planted that last batch too close together."