A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.
The
attorney asked, "May I help you?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I want to
get one of those 'dayvorces.'"
The attorney said, "Well do you have
any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I got about 140 acres."
The
attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
The
farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
The
attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"
The
farmer said, "Yeah I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."
The
attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
The farmer said,
"Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."
The exasperated
attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
The
farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney
says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
And
the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with
her."
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