by Walt Zientek
'Twas the night before Christmas,
Too hot
for a blizzard.
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even the lizard!
With
me in my cut-offs
And Mom in her tube-tops,
I'm sweating and sunburned
I
pray that the temp drops!
A fat guy was taken
To the hospital
today.
He was racing around
In a funny old sleigh!
Wearing
red flannel
From head to his toes!
Delivering presents
All
covered with bows.
We think the heat got him,
Caused him to
fall
Off of our rooftop,
He bounced like a ball!
As the
ambulance came,
I heard him yell,
"Forget Christmas out here,
It's
hotter than HELL!"
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