A wagon train is heading across the desert, when all of a sudden the wagon master notices that on all sides of the valley are Indians watching them.

He quickly forms the wagons into a circle to protect the families in the train. Nothing happens. Soon, drums are heard pounding out in the distance -- BUM, bum, bum, bum, BUM, bum, bum, bum, BUM, bum, bum, bum.

The wagon master tells the train, "I don't like the sound of this."

From out in the distance comes another voice, saying, "We don't like the sound of it either. He's not our regular drummer!"