I was taken to Duck's Restaurant by a friend of mine for a late brunch after some hard morning work. This is a place he had been going to since he was a kid, and was on a first-name basis with most of the staff.
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Chandler and Gilbert are currently conducting a study to find out the advantages and disadvantages of using lagging left-turn arrows instead of leading left-turn arrows. Leading arrows change green before the through-lights are green. Lagging arrows change green after the through-lights' green phase has completed.
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A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther. He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours hadn't gotten a single person to stop. Finally, a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The owner of the Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper.

He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he was going too fast, to honk the horn on his bike and that he would slow down. Everything went fine for the first 30 miles.

Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the biketook off after the other. A short distance down the road, the Corvettes, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap. The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he had two Corvettes headed his way at over 120 mph.

He then relayed, "...and you're not going to believe this, there is a guy on a bike honking his horn trying to pass..."
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