This was a nice way to enhance an afternoon that wasn't going as planned. On our way to Prescott, my car began to run a bit warm climbing Mingus Mountain, and we had to pull out to let some time pass and the cool air bring the temperature down. This made us late for lunch, which apparently ended up being worth the wait.
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This was our last day of vacation, and by definition, the worst. Not to say that it was bad, but it's always hard to bring a good time to an end. We reluctantly packed up our bags and checked out of our room. Neither of us was very hungry, so our first stop was to Burger King. Yes, this is one of the best places to go when you don't really want to eat. But it was good for a quick bite.
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six," he said.
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