Going through the mail and the standard coupon inserts, I noticed a coupon for a Chinese restaurant that I hadn't heard of before. If you happen to receive this same coupon in the mail, ignore the little map that tries to give directions. Somehow the person that put this together swapped east and west on the map, which could confuse some people until they realized that the diagram was at fault.
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Wildfire season is upon us once again, and once again, there's media frenzy on every channel, everywhere you look. It seems that we've all becoming immune to these tales of burning forests and the vast amounts of acres burnt don't even faze us anymore.
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A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. He then asked to buy 100 chicks.

"That's a lot of chicks," commented the proprietor.

"I mean business," the city slicker replied.

A week later the yuppie was back again. "I need another 100 chicks," he said.

"Boy, you are serious about this chicken farming," the man told him.

"Yeah," the yuppie replied. "If I can iron out a few problems."

"Problems?" asked the proprietor.

"Yeah," replied the yuppie, "I think I planted that last batch too close together."
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