You can literally live right around the corner and never even know that this place existed. It's tucked away inside a shopping center, and once you know it's there, seems blatantly obvious and you wonder how you could have possibly missed it. But once you know it's there, you won't want to miss it.
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This Sunday is the big day for all of you football fans. Personally, I don't follow football, at all. I do go to my parents' house every year for their Superbowl party, mainly for the company and the commercials. But I wouldn't even know who was playing if I hadn't looked it up online.
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A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.

The attorney asked, "May I help you?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I want to get one of those 'dayvorces.'"
The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I got about 140 acres."
The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yeah I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."
The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."
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