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Golden Anniversary

Four elderly ranchers were enjoying breakfast in a small cafe in northern Arizona
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. They were talking about everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the "good ol' days."

Eventually, the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow sitting next to him and said, "Roy, aren't you and your bride celebrating your 50th wedding anniversary soon?"

"Yup, we sure are," Roy said.

"Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?" another man asked.

The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied, "For our 25th anniversary, I took Bea to Tucson. Maybe for our 50th anniversary, I'll go down there and get her."

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