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It's So Hot That...

The birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.
The potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt, and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
A sad Arizonan once prayed, "I wish it would rain, not so much for me 'cause I've seen it, but for my 7-year-old."

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