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Saddle Horn

The eastern, lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride, said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?"

"Sure," said the cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or Western?"

"What's the difference?" asked the lady.

"The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cowboy.

"If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don't believe I want to ride."

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