The eastern, lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride, said to the
cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?"
"Sure," said the
cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or Western?"
the difference?" asked the lady.
"The western saddle has a horn
on it," said the cowboy.
"If the traffic is so thick here in the
mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don't believe I want to ride."