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Tennis Shoes

An elderly Eastern motorist and his wife driving through Arizona
Arizona(air-i'-ZON-u')

The State of Arizona comprises the extreme south-western portion of the United States. It is bounded on the north by Utah, on the east by New Mexico, on the south by Mexico, and on the west by California and Nevada.

on vacation saw a horseman riding alongside the road and stopped to ask if he were a real cowboy. The man answered, "Yes."

"We recognize your hat, shirt, leather vest and Levi's as authentic Western wear," the motorist said, "but why are you wearing tennis shoes?"

"Because if I wore boots people would think I was a truck driver," he replied.

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