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Fri Dec 9, 2022

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Thin Cattle

Two ranch hands were discussing the recent drought that had hit the area. With no rain, there was very little grass for the cattle to eat.

One of the ranch hands noted, "Our cattle are so thin that we don't brand them anymore, we just photocopy them."

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