A tall weather-worn cowboy walked into the saloon and ordered a beer.
The regulars quietly observed the drifter through half-closed eyelids.
No one spoke, but they all noticed that the stranger's hat was made of
brown wrapping paper. Less obvious was the fact that his shirt and vest
were also made of paper. As were his chaps, pants, and even his boots,
including the paper spurs. Truth be told, even the saddle, blanket and
bridle on his horse were made entirely of paper.
Of course, he
was soon arrested for rustling...