Two guys, Joe & Bill went camping in the desert. After they got their tent
all set up, they fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Joe wakes
his faithful friend and says, "Bill, look up at the sky and tell me what
Bill replies, "I see millions of stars."
does that tell you?" asked Joe.
Bill ponders for a minute, then
says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies, and potentially billions of planets.
it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately
a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident
the Lord is all-powerful and we are small, and insignificant.
it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell
Joe is silent for a moment, then says, "Bill, you stupid
moron, someone has stolen our tent."