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Dumb Arizona Laws

Most of these laws are outdated and were relevant to the the times years ago, and simply have not been removed from the books.

State Of Arizona

- Hunting camels is prohibited.
- Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
- There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
- Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
- When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
- It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
- You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

County Of Maricopa

- No more than six girls may live in any house.

County Of Mohave

- A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

City Of Glendale

- Cars may not be driven in reverse.

City Of Globe

- Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.

City Of Hayden

- If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.

City Of Mesa

- It is illegal to smoke cigarettes with 15 feet of a public place unless youhave a Class 12 liqueur license.

City Of Nogales

- An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.

City Of Prescott

- No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.

City Of Tempe

- One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.

City Of Tombstone

- It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

City Of Tucson

- Women may not wear pants.

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