A Tucsonian was visiting New York for his first time. After site-seeing
for quite some time, he was on his way home. While checking out of his
hotel at the front desk, the clerk asked him, "So, what did you think of
"Well, the Statue Of Liberty was great, I rode on
the subway for the first time, and I saw an exhilirating show on Broadway.
"But what?," said the clerk.
"Well, I didn't
get a good look at the Hudson River. It was always full of water.